Life Goals

satanthesassmaster:

1. SEEING the Grand Canyon

2. Improving the thing

3. Bedazzling my enemies

Young Sensei x García López de Cárdenas: A PSAT Fanfiction

random-poopoo:

“García! Thank you for coming, I brought you some soup!” said the Sensei, shyly. “They’re in the glasses-shaped bowls you like.”

“Thank you Kiichi!” replied the Spanish man. “How was your day?”

Kichii Shimano sighed. “Alright, I suppose, but an interviewer asked me questions like ‘What kind of…

ghostlydunbar:

girls don’t want the d
girls want to experience the full value of p

eclipticx:

P: P value is 1/1000000
S: Simultaneously and the same time
A: Average is between 23 and 23.5 
T: fix the Thing

calumtea:

well if luke didn’t get the full of value of p like garcia lopez de cardenas, the grand canyon sure did

iimnotkatherine:

Maybe crimson leaves falling will be our always

I fell in love the way you fall asleep, simultaneously at the same time

The marks interviewers leave are often scars

My marks are symbols I cant fathom into calligraphy

Some canyons are bigger than other canyons… we’ll never be able to actually see them though

-The Fault in Our PSATs

Garcia Lopez de Cardenas x Man from Boston

thevalueofp:

Garcia Lopez de Cardenas smiled, peering over the majestic Grand Canyon. "Isn’t it beautiful?"

"… It’s not the same as the paintings I’ve seen," said the man from Boston.

"Well, that’s because art has to be expressed with emotion. But nature just does it all on its own," Garcia Lopez de…

Police: *yelling* OPEN UP, WE KNOW YOU TALKED ABOUT THE PSAT
Me: no, you cannot make me with negative reinforcement or positive reinforcement, because that would be dehumanizing